The Super Bowl was Sunday, and while this column went to press before its conclusion, of course I knew that (winning team) would win (losing team). Try telling anyone who would listen that he would come down to execution, passing, turnovers, special teams and especially to score points.
I'm sure we all learned an important lesson from this, that is: Nothing else matters in America, while you eat properly. And for some, I mean "you can."
Scholars argue about the best way to attack the Super Bowl Sunday menu, but it is difficult to hear because they have food in your mouth. How important is the menu? I'm not saying it is a matter of life or death, but can you eat clean most of the ranch.
A popular view and print a picture of the food chain, then cross things off as you eat them. Most Americans can go through it until the end of the third quarter, when they can concentrate on the game and / or chips and salsa.
As you read this, you may be wrong physically and mentally exhausted, and also unable to get out of bed, or go to bed, or even think about moving. And if that's the case, congratulations! Ate properly.
Many Super Bowl spreads have wings. We love our chicken wings, right? We love them so much that we never stop to think why some "wings" are shaped differently than others. You see chickens walking with drumsticks hanging on the shoulders? And do chickens have the same shoulder? And if so, why not eat them?
I'm no expert on football just ask these questions. Well, maybe I am. But the point is: will it eat? Because if not, I can take it from their hands.
Chicken wings are usually accompanied by sticks of celery and carrots, for reasons no one ever explained to me. My best guess is that if your spouse enters the room, you can pretend you were coming to a carrot.
For a lot of people, chicken wings are just an appetizer before you get to the pizza. Then again, a lot of people, all the food is just an appetizer before you get to the pizza.
The beautiful part about the Super Bowl is if you are not at stake, you're probably in business, and then you can reverse the experience of watching every game: eat, drink, talk and use the bathroom while the game is being played , and sit quietly and watch the commercials. I am sure in many parts, the DVR is used to playing commercial and festeiros make up for lost time, fast forward through the game.
One way or another, it is important to remember that sporting events teach us life lessons and also makes us burping. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes run out of tortilla chips. But I really hope, for you, this was not one of those moments. Because really stinks.
I'm sure we all learned an important lesson from this, that is: Nothing else matters in America, while you eat properly. And for some, I mean "you can."
Scholars argue about the best way to attack the Super Bowl Sunday menu, but it is difficult to hear because they have food in your mouth. How important is the menu? I'm not saying it is a matter of life or death, but can you eat clean most of the ranch.
A popular view and print a picture of the food chain, then cross things off as you eat them. Most Americans can go through it until the end of the third quarter, when they can concentrate on the game and / or chips and salsa.
As you read this, you may be wrong physically and mentally exhausted, and also unable to get out of bed, or go to bed, or even think about moving. And if that's the case, congratulations! Ate properly.
Many Super Bowl spreads have wings. We love our chicken wings, right? We love them so much that we never stop to think why some "wings" are shaped differently than others. You see chickens walking with drumsticks hanging on the shoulders? And do chickens have the same shoulder? And if so, why not eat them?
I'm no expert on football just ask these questions. Well, maybe I am. But the point is: will it eat? Because if not, I can take it from their hands.
Chicken wings are usually accompanied by sticks of celery and carrots, for reasons no one ever explained to me. My best guess is that if your spouse enters the room, you can pretend you were coming to a carrot.
For a lot of people, chicken wings are just an appetizer before you get to the pizza. Then again, a lot of people, all the food is just an appetizer before you get to the pizza.
The beautiful part about the Super Bowl is if you are not at stake, you're probably in business, and then you can reverse the experience of watching every game: eat, drink, talk and use the bathroom while the game is being played , and sit quietly and watch the commercials. I am sure in many parts, the DVR is used to playing commercial and festeiros make up for lost time, fast forward through the game.
One way or another, it is important to remember that sporting events teach us life lessons and also makes us burping. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes run out of tortilla chips. But I really hope, for you, this was not one of those moments. Because really stinks.
